He Will Cower

 HE WILL COWER

The Emperor loves only power.

He prates about it by the hour.

But, like any bully and thug,

He's only a bluffing humbug,

And faced with courage, he will cower.

His Hacks

 HIS HACKS

The Emperor's health czar hated to vax,

So he took to our doctors with an ax.

Now the NIH is a ruin,

Old diseases are back again,

And the CDC is filled with his hacks.

Farm Aid

 FARM AID

The Emperor gave the farmers some aid

To help with a problem man-made.

They all voted for him,

Then, on a whim,

His tariffs cut off all their trade.

A No-Show

 A NO-SHOW

The Emperor gave the heave-ho

To the libs at the Kennedy awards show.

He gave a prize to Kiss,

And unless I'm amiss,

Real culture was just a no-show.

Blow Up Boats

 BLOW UP BOATS

The Emperor loves to blow up boats,

Rowboats, lifeboats, anything that floats.

And he gives a pleasant sigh

As he sees the people die

And he shatters all their hopes.

A Bribe in Disguise

 A BRIBE IN DISGUISE

A sports club gave the Emperor a "Peace Prize."

He beamed and slipped it on for size.

He's such a little boy,

It gave him much joy,

Not knowing it was a bribe in disguise.

A Doddering Old Creep

 A DODDERING OLD CREEP

The Emperor says he has promises to keep,

And yet he's always falling asleep.

He's never woke,

And he doesn't even toke,

He's just a doddering old creep.