Wednesday, January 28, 2026

Commit Any Crime

 COMMIT ANY CRIME

Even if he has to cheat

The Emperor won't accept defeat.

Every single time

He'll commit any crime,

Even claim to be an athlete.

Tuesday, January 27, 2026

Regime of Lies

 REGIME OF LIES

The Emperor murdered Alex Pretti

When he sent his goons into the city.

Then he sought to mesmerize

With his regime of lies,

And for the victim he had no pity.

Monday, January 26, 2026

Crime du Jour

CRIME DU JOUR

All hail the Emperor!

To him you must defer.

Don't believe your eyes,

Just believe his lies,

And accept the crime du jour!

Saturday, January 24, 2026

Disgusting Lice

 DISGUSTING LICE

The Emperor's thugs ravish the land,

Turning it all into a wasteland.

These disgusting lice

Go by the name of ICE,

But they're an armed and criminal band.

A Fascist

 A FASCIST

The Emperor labels "domestic terrorist"

Any who dares resist.

And he will invade any city

And show no pity

To any who call him a fascist.

Friday, January 23, 2026

A Board of Peace

 A BOARD OF PEACE

The Emperor created a Board of Peace.

It was another way to fleece

Invited members like Skeletor,

Emperor Palpatine, and Darth Vader,

All of who paid a billion apiece.

Thursday, January 22, 2026

To Davos

 TO DAVOS

The Emperor went to Davos

Just so he could boast.

He huffed and he puffed,

He lied and he bluffed,

'Till the world said he was toast.