Asleep in Public

 ASLEEP IN PUBLIC

Our aged Emperor falls asleep in public.

He says the media likes to nitpick.

It's just a blink,

He says with a wink,

But it's really 'cause he's an ancient dick.

He Loves the Ignorant

 HE LOVES THE IGNORANT

The Emperor says life can be painless

If you're completely brainless.

That's why he loves the ignorant.

They are so very tolerant,

And believe he's always blameless.

Poofy Lips

 POOFY LIPS

The Emperor's women have such poofy lips,

Even those on internships.

They know how to talk the talk

And walk the walk,

And they all have the very same hips.

A Greedy Little Child

 A GREEDY LITTLE CHILD

Even if it's just some cardboard,

The Emperor loves getting an award.

Like a greedy little child,

They just drive him wild,

And he's collected quite a hoard.

A Whore for War

 A WHORE FOR WAR

The Emperor gloats

When he bombs people and boats.

He is a whore for war,

And he lusts for an encore

When he pours the gore down our throats.

Cavorts With Sleaze

 CAVORTS WITH SLEAZE

The Emperor cavorts with sleaze

Just as easy as you please.

He accuses others of it,

But he really should admit

That it's his depraved disease.

Blood On His Hands

 BLOOD ON HIS HANDS

The Emperor has blood on his hands.

It is the blood of distant lands.

He says it's for our security,

But there is no surety

That he's stopping contrabands.