DARK SPOT
The Great Red Spot of Jupiter,
An immortal storm,
Has lasted for millennia.
America was born with a similar storm.
It has darkened every generation.
It darkened my generation.
It darkens this generation.
It will darken future generations.
It is the American Great Dark Spot.
HE ABHORRED WAR
Upon taking the throne
The Emperor let it be known
That he abhorred war.
But that was before
He turned Iran into a tombstone.
DIDO, QUEEN OF CARTHAGE
Trojan Aeneas raised the libido
Of the Queen of Carthage, named Dido.
But despite her pleas to stay home,
He said I must roam,
Rome needs me and I must go.
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
A day to honor women.
But every day should honor women.
Women keep the wheels turning
And the home fires burning.
Women bring in the sheaves
And knit up our raveled sleeves.
Women keep families together
In all kinds of weather.
Without women where would we be?
I guess we simply wouldn't be.
So let us honor women on this day,
And honor women every day.
A LONG WAR
Some say Iran declared war on us in '79
When they kicked out the Shah. But what of the crime
Of the CIA, who installed him in '53?
So far as I can see
It's been a war for a long, long time.
NAZI BARBIE
Nazi Barbie is no more.
Nazi Barbie had costumes galore,
And Nazi Barbie loved to preen.
Nazi Barbie lived like a queen,
Until he kicked her out the door.
DON'T CALL IT WAR
Even though there's blood and gore,
The Emperor said it's not a war.
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We knew they planned to hit us,
And throw us under the bus.
So we hit them first
And we hit them worst.
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But, remember, don't make him sore,
Never, ever, call it war.
