Value Unity

 VALUE UNITY

The Emperor did quail

When he learned that empires fail.

When people value unity

Over petty purity,

The people will prevail.

A La Carte

 A LA CARTE

The Emperor has a hole in his heart.

It's big enough for a horse and its cart.

And instead of a soul,

There's another big hole,

And you can bribe him a la carte.

The Kennedy Center

 THE KENNEDY CENTER

The Emperor took over the Kennedy Center.

But no one came all winter.

So, with his usual frown,

The Emperor shut it down,

And searched for someone to rent her.

Renee Good

 RENEE GOOD

The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.

He wore a mask instead of a hood.

She was smiling at him,

And so on a whim,

The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.

A Royal Mess

 A ROYAL MESS

They made a movie about the Empress.

But, sad to confess,

It put even the sheep

Completely to sleep,

Because it was such a royal mess.

A Brain Worm

 A BRAIN WORM

The Emperor has a brain worm.

Perhaps it explains why he's so infirm,

Or perhaps his inanity,

Or even his insanity,

But to see it would make you squirm.

Nazi Pranks

 NAZI PRANKS

For the Emperor, loyalty is just one way.

Then, your loyalty he will betray.

If you think you'll get his thanks

For all your Nazi pranks,

You'll wait until your dying day.