INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
A day to honor women.
But every day should honor women.
Women keep the wheels turning
And the home fires burning.
Women bring in the sheaves
And knit up our raveled sleeves.
Women keep families together
In all kinds of weather.
Without women where would we be?
I guess we simply wouldn't be.
So let us honor women on this day,
And honor women every day.
A LONG WAR
Some say Iran declared war on us in '79
When they kicked out the Shah. But what of the crime
Of the CIA, who installed him in '53?
So far as I can see
It's been a war for a long, long time.
NAZI BARBIE
Nazi Barbie is no more.
Nazi Barbie had costumes galore,
And Nazi Barbie loved to preen.
Nazi Barbie lived like a queen,
Until he kicked her out the door.
DON'T CALL IT WAR
Even though there's blood and gore,
The Emperor said it's not a war.
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We knew they planned to hit us,
And throw us under the bus.
So we hit them first
And we hit them worst.
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But, remember, don't make him sore,
Never, ever, call it war.
NEXT TO FALL
The Emperor is a classic bully.
His thinking may be wooly,
But one thing is fully clear:
He loves mean bullies far and near.
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But only if they're big like him,
Putin, Zi, or Little Kim,
Who may be small but has the Bomb,
Which he waves with much aplomb.
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But if you're only a pipsqueak,
He'll pluck you out quick as a wink,
Or he'll bomb you while you meet,
And crow about such a feat.
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Like all bullies he will seek
Those he sees as small and weak.
So if you're small and don't stand tall,
You may be the next to fall.
KISS HIS DERRIERE
The Emperor loves the power
To make the world cower.
It means he can kill you anywhere,
Unless you kiss his derriere
And praise him by the hour.
DEMOCRACY IS EXPENSIVE
"Education is expensive," the Emperor said.
"Schools cost homeowners millions
In property taxes."
So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:
No more schools.
It saved homeowners millions.
"Health insurance is expensive," the Emperor said.
"Insurance premiums cost people millions."
So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:
No more health insurance.
It saved people millions.
"Democracy is expensive," the Emperor said.
"Elections cost taxpayers millions."
So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:
No more elections.
It saved taxpayers millions.
