Nazi Barbie

 NAZI BARBIE

Nazi Barbie is no more.

Nazi Barbie had costumes galore,

And Nazi Barbie loved to preen.

Nazi Barbie lived like a queen,

Until he kicked her out the door.

Don't Call It War

 DON'T CALL IT WAR

Even though there's blood and gore,

The Emperor said it's not a war.

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We knew they planned to hit us,

And throw us under the bus.

So we hit them first

And we hit them worst.

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But, remember, don't make him sore,

Never, ever, call it war.

Next To Fall

 NEXT TO FALL

The Emperor is a classic bully.

His thinking may be wooly,

But one thing is fully clear:

He loves mean bullies far and near.

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But only if they're big like him,

Putin, Zi, or Little Kim,

Who may be small but has the Bomb,

Which he waves with much aplomb.

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But if you're only a pipsqueak,

He'll pluck you out quick as a wink,

Or he'll bomb you while you meet,

And crow about such a feat.

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Like all bullies he will seek

Those he sees as small and weak.

So if you're small and don't stand tall,

You may be the next to fall.

Kiss His Derriere

 KISS HIS DERRIERE

The Emperor loves the power

To make the world cower.

It means he can kill you anywhere,

Unless you kiss his derriere

And praise him by the hour.

Democracy Is Expensive

 DEMOCRACY IS EXPENSIVE

"Education is expensive," the Emperor said.

            "Schools cost homeowners millions

                        In property taxes."

So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:

            No more schools.

                        It saved homeowners millions.

"Health insurance is expensive," the Emperor said.

            "Insurance premiums cost people millions."

So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:

            No more health insurance.

                        It saved people millions.

"Democracy is expensive," the Emperor said.

            "Elections cost taxpayers millions."

So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:

            No more elections.

                        It saved taxpayers millions.

Bored of Peace

 BORED OF PEACE

The Emperor created a Board of Peace,

But he grew bored of peace,

So he went to war again,

Just to make it plain,

War is his great release.

The Ayatollah's Last Day

 THE AYATOLLAH'S LAST DAY

The Emperor went to war today.

It was the Ayatollah's very last day.

We bombed his bombs before,

But then he made some more,

So the Emperor said he had to pay.