CALLING DR. OZ
The Emperor is an ancient old fart
Completely lacking a heart.
It's also a crying shame
He has a peanut for a brain,
So he isn't very smart.
Saturday, February 7, 2026
A Time of Crisis
A TIME OF CRISIS
Now is a time of crisis.
Our danger is not from ISIS,
Nor from Marxism, Islamism,
Or any foreign ism.
It is from our own insane Dionysus.
Friday, February 6, 2026
Regime of Lies
REGIME OF LIES
We live under a regime of lies.
It is a time that terrifies
Because, unless we fight back
Against the imperial maniac,
We will see how freedom dies.
Thursday, February 5, 2026
Populist
POPULIST
When the people resist
And form one mighty fist,
Overcoming differences
And different preferences,
That's called "populist."
Wednesday, February 4, 2026
Value Unity
VALUE UNITY
The Emperor did quail
When he learned that empires fail.
When people value unity
Over petty purity,
The people will prevail.
Tuesday, February 3, 2026
A La Carte
A LA CARTE
The Emperor has a hole in his heart.
It's big enough for a horse and its cart.
And instead of a soul,
There's another big hole,
And you can bribe him a la carte.
Monday, February 2, 2026
The Kennedy Center
THE KENNEDY CENTER
The Emperor took over the Kennedy Center.
But no one came all winter.
So, with his usual frown,
The Emperor shut it down,
And searched for someone to rent her.
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