Commit Any Crime

 COMMIT ANY CRIME

Even if he has to cheat

The Emperor won't accept defeat.

Every single time

He'll commit any crime,

Even claim to be an athlete.

Regime of Lies

 REGIME OF LIES

The Emperor murdered Alex Pretti

When he sent his goons into the city.

Then he sought to mesmerize

With his regime of lies,

And for the victim he had no pity.

Crime du Jour

CRIME DU JOUR

All hail the Emperor!

To him you must defer.

Don't believe your eyes,

Just believe his lies,

And accept the crime du jour!

Disgusting Lice

 DISGUSTING LICE

The Emperor's thugs ravish the land,

Turning it all into a wasteland.

These disgusting lice

Go by the name of ICE,

But they're an armed and criminal band.

A Fascist

 A FASCIST

The Emperor labels "domestic terrorist"

Any who dares resist.

And he will invade any city

And show no pity

To any who call him a fascist.

A Board of Peace

 A BOARD OF PEACE

The Emperor created a Board of Peace.

It was another way to fleece

Invited members like Skeletor,

Emperor Palpatine, and Darth Vader,

All of who paid a billion apiece.

To Davos

 TO DAVOS

The Emperor went to Davos

Just so he could boast.

He huffed and he puffed,

He lied and he bluffed,

'Till the world said he was toast.

A Nauseate

 A NAUSEATE

The Emperor likes to prate

'Bout how he is so great,

And how it's so unfair

That no one seems to care,

And say he's such a nauseate.

He Didn't Care

 HE DIDN'T CARE

The Emperor wanted Greenland,

Even though it was a friend.

He said he didn't care,

And all friends should beware,

He also wanted their land.

No Reason

 NO REASON

The Emperor's actions have no reason.

They fluctuate with the season.

Depending on how he got out of bed,

Or on the greasy food he fed,

Will be the occasion of some invasion.

Completely Mad

 COMPLETELY MAD

The Emperor's speech is incoherent. 

His actions are all aberrant.

His senility is bad,

It's clear he's completely mad,

His dementia is now apparent. 

Her Diadem

 HER DIADEM

The Emperor finally got his peace prize.

The winner had to apologize

For being more deserving than him.

Then she offered up her diadem,

Which he soon tried on for size.

He Is The Law

 HE IS THE LAW

The Emperor says he's not a scofflaw

Because he is the law.

He takes what he wants,

Then he just taunts

Anyone against him as an outlaw.

A Big Bluff

 A BIG BLUFF

The Emperor likes to look rough.

He thinks it makes him seem tough.

But when he sends others to fight,

He is nowhere in sight.

His manhood is just a big bluff.

Persevere

 PERSEVERE

The Emperor seeks to rule thru fear.

He hopes to drive us to a nadir.

But if we don't give in,

The people can win.

Hold on and persevere.

A Zero

 A ZERO

The Emperor did not think it odd

That he proclaimed himself a god.

If it was good enough for Nero,

It's good for any zero,

No matter how much a complete fraud.

Quick to Obey

 QUICK TO OBEY

The Emperor's gnomes are quick to obey,

Eager to find new ways to slay.

There is one named Bondi,

And another named Kristi,

Both seeking to expand his odious sway.

Don't Believe Your Eyes

 DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES

The Emperor says don't believe your eyes.

Close your ears to all their cries.

There is no other way,

It happened just the way I say.

Believe only all my lies.

They're Called ICE

 THEY'RE CALLED ICE

The Emperor hates kisses and hugs.

He likes only his goons and his thugs.

They close their hearts with a vise,

That's why they're called ICE,

And if you smile, they pump you with slugs.

His Own Morality

 HIS OWN MORALITY

Only the Emperor's own morality,

He said, can stop his ferocity.

But he's a total fool,

Who never learned the Golden Rule,

And he's completely lacking empathy.

A Nazi Cur

 A NAZI CUR

The Emperor unleashed his terror

Under the command of a pretty poseur,

A vicious little gnome

By the name of Kristi Noem,

Who all agreed was just a Nazi cur.

No Loyal Opposition

 NO LOYAL OPPOSITION

The Emperor says there's no loyal opposition.

Only traitors oppose his position.

Ban free speech,

Jail those who teach,

It's all his decision.

He Wants Peace

 HE WANTS PEACE

The Emperor says he wants peace,

Here a piece and there a piece.

He also wants a peace prize

To try on for size,

Right after he bombs Greece.

All About Oil

 ALL ABOUT OIL

The Emperor says it's all about oil,

And now we will despoil

All that country's reserves.

It's what it deserves

For being in such turmoil.

Because He Can

 BECAUSE HE CAN

The Emperor does it because he can.

No one knows if he even has a plan.

He may break the law

Like some kind of outlaw,

But he thinks it makes him a man.

Clearly Insane

 CLEARLY INSANE

The Emperor's docs keep testing his brain.

They fear it's going down the drain.

He boasts that he knows what to call

Each shown animal,

Even though he's clearly insane.

Asleep in Public

 ASLEEP IN PUBLIC

Our aged Emperor falls asleep in public.

He says the media likes to nitpick.

It's just a blink,

He says with a wink,

But it's really 'cause he's an ancient dick.

He Loves the Ignorant

 HE LOVES THE IGNORANT

The Emperor says life can be painless

If you're completely brainless.

That's why he loves the ignorant.

They are so very tolerant,

And believe he's always blameless.