DEMOCRACY IS EXPENSIVE
"Education is expensive," the Emperor said.
"Schools cost homeowners millions
In property taxes."
So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:
No more schools.
It saved homeowners millions.
"Health insurance is expensive," the Emperor said.
"Insurance premiums cost people millions."
So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:
No more health insurance.
It saved people millions.
"Democracy is expensive," the Emperor said.
"Elections cost taxpayers millions."
So the Emperor signed an Executive Order:
No more elections.
It saved taxpayers millions.
