No Loyal Opposition

 NO LOYAL OPPOSITION

The Emperor says there's no loyal opposition.

Only traitors oppose his position.

Ban free speech,

Jail those who teach,

It's all his decision.

He Wants Peace

 HE WANTS PEACE

The Emperor says he wants peace,

Here a piece and there a piece.

He also wants a peace prize

To try on for size,

Right after he bombs Greece.

All About Oil

 ALL ABOUT OIL

The Emperor says it's all about oil,

And now we will despoil

All that country's reserves.

It's what it deserves

For being in such turmoil.

Because He Can

 BECAUSE HE CAN

The Emperor does it because he can.

No one knows if he even has a plan.

He may break the law

Like some kind of outlaw,

But he thinks it makes him a man.

Clearly Insane

 CLEARLY INSANE

The Emperor's docs keep testing his brain.

They fear it's going down the drain.

He boasts that he knows what to call

Each shown animal,

Even though he's clearly insane.

Asleep in Public

 ASLEEP IN PUBLIC

Our aged Emperor falls asleep in public.

He says the media likes to nitpick.

It's just a blink,

He says with a wink,

But it's really 'cause he's an ancient dick.

He Loves the Ignorant

 HE LOVES THE IGNORANT

The Emperor says life can be painless

If you're completely brainless.

That's why he loves the ignorant.

They are so very tolerant,

And believe he's always blameless.