Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Persevere

 PERSEVERE

The Emperor seeks to rule thru fear.

He hopes to drive us to a nadir.

But if we don't give in,

The people can win.

Hold on and persevere.

Tuesday, January 13, 2026

A Zero

 A ZERO

The Emperor did not think it odd

That he proclaimed himself a god.

If it was good enough for Nero,

It's good for any zero,

No matter how much a complete fraud.

Monday, January 12, 2026

Quick to Obey

 QUICK TO OBEY

The Emperor's gnomes are quick to obey,

Eager to find new ways to slay.

There is one named Bondi,

And another named Kristi,

Both seeking to expand his odious sway.



Sunday, January 11, 2026

Don't Believe Your Eyes

 DON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES

The Emperor says don't believe your eyes.

Close your ears to all their cries.

There is no other way,

It happened just the way I say.

Believe only all my lies.

Saturday, January 10, 2026

They're Called ICE

 THEY'RE CALLED ICE

The Emperor hates kisses and hugs.

He likes only his goons and his thugs.

They close their hearts with a vise,

That's why they're called ICE,

And if you smile, they pump you with slugs.

Friday, January 9, 2026

His Own Morality

 HIS OWN MORALITY

Only the Emperor's own morality,

He said, can stop his ferocity.

But he's a total fool,

Who never learned the Golden Rule,

And he's completely lacking empathy.

Thursday, January 8, 2026

A Nazi Cur

 A NAZI CUR

The Emperor unleashed his terror

Under the command of a pretty poseur,

A vicious little gnome

By the name of Kristi Noem,

Who all agreed was just a Nazi cur.