Renee Good

 RENEE GOOD

The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.

He wore a mask instead of a hood.

She was smiling at him,

And so on a whim,

The Emperor's thug killed Renee Good.

A Royal Mess

 A ROYAL MESS

They made a movie about the Empress.

But, sad to confess,

It put even the sheep

Completely to sleep,

Because it was such a royal mess.

A Brain Worm

 A BRAIN WORM

The Emperor has a brain worm.

Perhaps it explains why he's so infirm,

Or perhaps his inanity,

Or even his insanity,

But to see it would make you squirm.

Nazi Pranks

 NAZI PRANKS

For the Emperor, loyalty is just one way.

Then, your loyalty he will betray.

If you think you'll get his thanks

For all your Nazi pranks,

You'll wait until your dying day.

Commit Any Crime

 COMMIT ANY CRIME

Even if he has to cheat

The Emperor won't accept defeat.

Every single time

He'll commit any crime,

Even claim to be an athlete.

Regime of Lies

 REGIME OF LIES

The Emperor murdered Alex Pretti

When he sent his goons into the city.

Then he sought to mesmerize

With his regime of lies,

And for the victim he had no pity.

Crime du Jour

CRIME DU JOUR

All hail the Emperor!

To him you must defer.

Don't believe your eyes,

Just believe his lies,

And accept the crime du jour!