DOG DOWN
Antony walked Prince every day,
Sometimes twice or thrice a day,
Looking for a tree.
Prince needed to smell the roses,
Smell the fire hydrants,
Smell a bush and a tree,
To see
Who had been there to pee,
As if to say,
"This is my tree,
So keep away."
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Prince would then pee
On that tree
To say,
"No, can't you see,
This is my tree."
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But Prince was a lonesome pooch,
And Antony a lonesome man,
So one fine day
Antony visited the local pound,
And there he found
Princess,
Feisty, fluffy, frolicsome, and fun,
A fit companion
For a lonely pooch
And a lonely man.
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And then the trio went around,
Antony, Prince, and Princess,
Rescued from the local pound,
And now part of the three,
Out on proud parade,
Perambulating around
The park and grounds,
Looking for a tree.
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But yesterday
There was only Antony
And Prince
Parading down the way.
"But where is Princess?"
I asked,
For always there were the three.
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Antony looked away.
"I had to put her down," he said.
"She wouldn't stop peeing.
I tried to train her, I truly tried.
But she peed in the kitchen,
She peed in the living room,
She peed in the bedroom,
She peed on my wife's armoire,
She peed on the rug.
We had to throw it out.
We bought another rug.
And she peed on that rug."
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"That's enough," my wife said,
"I won't buy another rug.
Princess has to go,
Before she pees again."
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"I tried to find her a home.
I tried my family,
I tried my friends,
I tried strangers on the street,
I tried people in the park,
Out walking their dogs.
I even tried the pound
Where I'd found her.
But no one wanted Princess,
Especially my wife.
Princess had to go, she said.
So I had to put her down."
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He turned to me.
His cheeks were wet.
"I tried, " repeated.
"I asked everyone I met,
Everyone I knew.
I didn't know what else to do.
So I had to put her down.
But I tried, I truly tried,
I truly, truly, tried."
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I nodded.
"You tried," I said,
Giving him my absolution.
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"Thank you," he said.
"You know I tried."
Then they walked away,
Antony and Prince,
A lonely pooch
And a lonely man,
Looking for a tree.
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