Value Unity

 VALUE UNITY

The Emperor did quail

When he learned that empires fail.

When people value unity

Over petty purity,

The people will prevail.

A La Carte

 A LA CARTE

The Emperor has a hole in his heart.

It's big enough for a horse and its cart.

And instead of a soul,

There's another big hole,

And you can bribe him a la carte.

The Kennedy Center

 THE KENNEDY CENTER

The Emperor took over the Kennedy Center.

But no one came all winter.

So, with his usual frown,

The Emperor shut it down,

And searched for someone to rent her.