Friday, July 4, 2025

Independence Day

 INDEPENDENCE DAY


A day to celebrate

            The Birth of a Nation.

Let us celebrate it with

            Fireworks,

                        Grilled hot dogs,

                                    And a day off work.

Aren't they the self-evident truths declared

            In the Declaration of Independence?

Oh, it did say "All men are created equal."

But even the man who wrote that

            Didn't believe that.

He was, after all, the owner of slaves.

            They kept him in comfort

                        Down at Monticello.

            One, at least, Sarah Hemmings,

                        Even gave him a few babies.

            Not that he acknowledged those

                        Dark-skinned offspring.

So, certainly the Declaration didn't declare

            That dark-skinned men were equal.

Nor, for that matter,

            Red men,

                        Chinamen,

Any men at all except white men.

            Who owned property,

                        Don't forget that.

And don't get me started about women.

            None of them thought women were

                        Created equal to men.

They meant it when they said

            "All men are created equal."

Nor, if they could have conceived of the idea,

            Were trans men,

                        Or trans women,

            Or women who liked women,

                        Or men who liked men

Created as their equals.

Come to think of it,

            God created very few as their equals.

Not the Mexican coming over the border.

            Not those dark-skinned ones

                        Out of the Caribbean.

Not those who didn't have the good sense

            To be born to wealth.

That's not what that phrase meant.

            That's not what those men meant.

And so, by God, under God, trusting in God,

            We will make sure

The Birth of a Nation

            We celebrate today

Remains a good ol' American holiday

For all honest-to-God real Americans

            Of the right color,

                        The right sex,

            And the right net worth.

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