Waiting For The Plumbers

 WAITING FOR THE PLUMBERS

I'm waiting for the plumbers.

They're coming to find the leaks.

Because someone has been leaking.

They're leaking to the Washington Post.

They're leaking to the New York Times.

They're leaking to

Signal,

            Facebook,

                        LinkedIn,

                                    And X.

They're leaking everywhere.

So the plumbers are coming.

            They will find those leaks.

                        And they will fix those leaks.