Instagram Blues

 INSTAGRAM BLUES

Instagram, everyone said,

            Was what you need

If you want to get ahead,

            If you want to succeed.

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So I created an Instagram account,

            Sure I'd get ahead,

Of that there was no doubt,

            That's what the people said.

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But before I could post

            A single word on my account,

Instagram told me I was toast,

            Told me I was out.

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"Community standards," Instagram said,

            I had violated them in some bad way.

I had to scratch my head,

            I wasn't even gay!

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So my account it suspended,

            Of that there was no doubt,

And my great career ended.

            The day I started, I was out.