Climate Change Hoaxes

 CLIMATE CHANGE HOAXES

They say glaciers are melting

And Greenland is losing its ice cap,

            But that's a Democrat hoax.

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They say we're having more floods and fires

And extended droughts,

            But that's fake news.

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They say we're having more tornados

And hurricanes, and they're more intense,

            But that's Deep State lies.

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They say temperatures are rising,

Along with the oceans,

            But that's the Radical Lunatic Left

                        Trying to scare us.

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They say the climate is changing,

And the North Pole is now ice free,

            But don't you believe it.

                        Have you seen it?

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But if there's no more ice

Up at the North Pole,

We'll be able to sail from New York

To Tokyo up over Canada.

            That's faster than

                        The Panama Canal.

Think of the money we'll save!