Days of Liberation

 DAYS OF LIBERATION

Every day was Liberation Day.

            There were so many Liberation Days,

                        And so many ways,

In which we were liberated,

            That we lost count of them.

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First the Emperor liberated us

            From brown-skinned people

                        Who took our low-wage jobs

            Out in the hot fields and orchards,

                        In the slaughter houses,

                                    In the hotels,

            And all the Mexican restaurants.

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Then the Emperor liberated us

            From the global economy,

                        All those foreigners

                                    Who ripped us off

            By making our clothes,

                        Making our cars,

                                    Making our toys

                                                And computers,

            By filling our markets with food

And buying what little we made.

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Then the Emperor liberated us

            From Radical Left Lunatic ideas

                        Like Medicare,

                                    Social Security,

                        And labor unions,

From drug-crazed maniacs

            Running rampant in our cities,

                        From the criminal homeless,

            And from rogue judges

                        Who prattled about

            Laws, rights, and freedoms.

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Then the Emperor liberated us from

            Woke teachers in public schools,

                        And even public schools,

            Woke professors in universities,

                        And even universities,

            Woke journalists on news programs,

                        And even journalists

                                    And news programs.

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Who needed them

            When we had the Emperor?

All we needed was his wisdom.

            Only he could save us,

            And give us another Liberation Day,

                        So many Liberation Days,

            In so many ways,

                        That we could no longer

                                    Count them,

Because every day was Liberation Day

            From something

                        We no longer needed.